I just saw your Jeremy post from a few weeks ago. Made me laugh! :)
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B3ta newsletter 958, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT HANGS ENGLAND FLAGS ON YOUR VPN FOR A PATRIOTIC WANK IN 'BELGIUM'"
* CHALLENGE - Sci-fi food is popular and good
* CLOCK - tell the time using Pong
* ACTUALLY OK HEADLINES QUIZ - if you can be arsed
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"THE NEWSLETTER THAT HANGS ENGLAND FLAGS ON YOUR VPN FOR A PATRIOTIC WANK IN 'BELGIUM'"
* CHALLENGE - Sci-fi food is popular and good
* CLOCK - tell the time using Pong
* ACTUALLY OK HEADLINES QUIZ - if you can be arsed
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published by rob on 29th Aug at 7pm
St George's flag explained
Edit: Holy flip! It's my candle day! I don't thinkI've ever done this before!
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Edit: Holy flip! It's my candle day! I don't thinkI've ever done this before!
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Sci-Fi Food
Show us the future of food, or just Photoshop a carrot into Star Wars. This week, we're mashing up sci-fi and grub.
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Show us the future of food, or just Photoshop a carrot into Star Wars. This week, we're mashing up sci-fi and grub.
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set by monkeon on 24th Aug at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 957, out now
"BRITAIN'S OLDEST NEWSLETTER CELEBRATES STANDING UP WITHOUT GROANING"
* CRAP NOVELTY SONGS - Play them like MTV
* PROCRASTINATE - with random website generator
* CHALLENGE - Cartoon characters go on holiday
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"BRITAIN'S OLDEST NEWSLETTER CELEBRATES STANDING UP WITHOUT GROANING"
* CRAP NOVELTY SONGS - Play them like MTV
* PROCRASTINATE - with random website generator
* CHALLENGE - Cartoon characters go on holiday
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published by rob on 22nd Aug at 5pm
Cartoon Characters on Holiday
It's summer holiday time, so show us what your favourite cartoon and comic characters are getting up to on their getaways.
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It's summer holiday time, so show us what your favourite cartoon and comic characters are getting up to on their getaways.
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set by monkeon on 16th Aug at 9am
B3ta newsletter 956, out now
"MAKE YOUR OWN CHATGTP 5 BY DRINKING FOUR LITRES OF BIN JUICE AND SHOUTING AT A PIGEON"
* IMPROVE NEWS - with the solution of wolves
* VOTE NOW - in the Tiny Website awards
* B3TA RADIO - Remember that? Found old episodes
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"MAKE YOUR OWN CHATGTP 5 BY DRINKING FOUR LITRES OF BIN JUICE AND SHOUTING AT A PIGEON"
* IMPROVE NEWS - with the solution of wolves
* VOTE NOW - in the Tiny Website awards
* B3TA RADIO - Remember that? Found old episodes
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published by rob on 11th Aug at 5pm
Literal Movie Titles
Film titles often don't conjure up the movie you expected - The Elephant Man didn't even have a trunk. Show us what films could have been if you took their titles more literally.
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Film titles often don't conjure up the movie you expected - The Elephant Man didn't even have a trunk. Show us what films could have been if you took their titles more literally.
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set by monkeon on 7th Aug at 11pm
B3ta newsletter 955, out now
"THE OFFICIAL FAN NEWSLETTER OF [TABLE] TAGS IS IN YOUR INBOX ONCE AGAIN"
* DRAWING THING - Can you draw a face on a cloud?
* WHITTLING WORD GAME - Make long words shorter
* JOEL VEITCH - Has returned in canine form. Woof
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"THE OFFICIAL FAN NEWSLETTER OF [TABLE] TAGS IS IN YOUR INBOX ONCE AGAIN"
* DRAWING THING - Can you draw a face on a cloud?
* WHITTLING WORD GAME - Make long words shorter
* JOEL VEITCH - Has returned in canine form. Woof
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published by rob on 1st Aug at 7pm
Biscuits II
It's been 14 years since we had a biscuits challenge, and all the jokes have gone stale. So let's bake up a new batch. Suggested by Dave Môrgan.
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It's been 14 years since we had a biscuits challenge, and all the jokes have gone stale. So let's bake up a new batch. Suggested by Dave Môrgan.
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set by monkeon on 30th Jul at 10pm
Ozzy
Ozzy Osbourne has shuffled off this mortal coil. Let's celebrate his life and work by photoshopping The Brummie Prince of Darkness.
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Ozzy Osbourne has shuffled off this mortal coil. Let's celebrate his life and work by photoshopping The Brummie Prince of Darkness.
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set by monkeon on 22nd Jul at 11pm
Movie Pets
The new Superman film features the man of steel's flying dog Krypto. Show us what other movies would be improved if the characters also had their pets with them. Suggested by GazChap.
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The new Superman film features the man of steel's flying dog Krypto. Show us what other movies would be improved if the characters also had their pets with them. Suggested by GazChap.
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set by monkeon on 15th Jul at 11pm
B3ta newsletter 954, out now
"'Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes' - Andy to John on starting The Power Station"
* MODEM SOUNDS - Squeeeeeeaakkkkkk bop bop beep
* NEW YORKER CARTOON GAME - can you guess the year?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - genrebend your books
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"'Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes' - Andy to John on starting The Power Station"
* MODEM SOUNDS - Squeeeeeeaakkkkkk bop bop beep
* NEW YORKER CARTOON GAME - can you guess the year?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - genrebend your books
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published by rob on 14th Jul at 10pm
Genre-Swap Books
What if Jane Eyre was set in space, or Stephen King was famous for writing bonkbusters? Let's irk librarians by remaking the classics in a different genre, or just swapping their covers around. Suggested by Chthonic.
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What if Jane Eyre was set in space, or Stephen King was famous for writing bonkbusters? Let's irk librarians by remaking the classics in a different genre, or just swapping their covers around. Suggested by Chthonic.
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set by monkeon on 6th Jul at 9am
B3ta newsletter 953, out now
"THIS IS A JOURNEY INTO NEWSLETTERS, STEREOPHONIC NEWSLETTERS"
* PRIMESWEEPER - That's Minesweeper with primes
* CAN YOU DO ONE CHIN UP? - the challenge starts
* PROCLAIMERS SIMULATOR - can you walk 500 miles?
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"THIS IS A JOURNEY INTO NEWSLETTERS, STEREOPHONIC NEWSLETTERS"
* PRIMESWEEPER - That's Minesweeper with primes
* CAN YOU DO ONE CHIN UP? - the challenge starts
* PROCLAIMERS SIMULATOR - can you walk 500 miles?
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published by rob on 4th Jul at 10pm
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- * CHALLENGE - SCI-FI FOOD IS POPULAR AND GOOD
- * CLOCK - TELL THE TIME USING PONG
- * ACTUALLY OK HEADLINES QUIZ - IF YOU CAN BE ARSED
Sci-Fi Food
Show us the future of food, or just Photoshop a carrot into Star Wars. This week, we're mashing up sci-fi and grub.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Phallic Logo Awards
Does your company logo look like a massive spunky nob? We pick the best, and award huge prizes.
Monkeyman
Newspapers report a monkey-like superhero quietly thwarting crime on the streets of Tunbridge Wells. But who is he? B3ta exposes a tale of media manipulation on a truly global scale.
